Tuesday, January 23, 2007

New Definitions To Learn

SALESMAN : man with ability to convince wife she'd look fat in mink.

CANNIBAL : person who likes to see other people stewed.

EGOCENTRIC : a person wow you are.

FOREIGN FILM : any movie shown in Texas theater that isn't a western.

OPTIMIST : girl who regards a bulge as a curve.

MAGAZINE : bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue.

COLLEGE : The four-year period when parents are permitted access to the telephone.

EMERGENCY NUMBERS : Police station, fire department and places that deliver.

OPERA : When a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding he sings.

BUFFET : A French word that means "Get up and get it yourself."

BABY-SITTER : A teen-ager who must behave like an adult so that the adults who are out can behave like teen-agers.

TATTOO : Permanent proof of temporary insanity.

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