SALESMAN : man with ability to convince wife she'd look fat in mink.
CANNIBAL : person who likes to see other people stewed.
EGOCENTRIC : a person wow you are.
FOREIGN FILM : any movie shown in Texas theater that isn't a western.
OPTIMIST : girl who regards a bulge as a curve.
MAGAZINE : bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue.
COLLEGE : The four-year period when parents are permitted access to the telephone.
EMERGENCY NUMBERS : Police station, fire department and places that deliver.
OPERA : When a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding he sings.
BUFFET : A French word that means "Get up and get it yourself."
BABY-SITTER : A teen-ager who must behave like an adult so that the adults who are out can behave like teen-agers.
TATTOO : Permanent proof of temporary insanity.
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