Monday, February 12, 2007

OLD LAWS STILL ON THE BOOKS

A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on
your wedding day.

In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.

No woman may go in public without wearing a corset in Norfolk, Virginia.

If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having sex
inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two minutes before
being allowed to approach the scene.

Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating while watching two people
having sex in a car. (Thank God for that!)

The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style
position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.

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