Women wear high heels to bed.
Men are never impotent.
Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
Women always orgasm when men do.
People in the 70's couldn't shag unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
Asian men don't exist.
When your girlfriend busts with her best friend,she'll only be momentarily mad before having sex the both of you.
Women never have headaches... or periods.
Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a penis there.
Men don't have to beg.
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